Kellyanne Conway: ‘There was nothing wrong with Donald Trump Jr.’s killing spree’

Michael Roman
Jul 10, 2017 · 2 min read

Donald Trump Jr. is under fire for meeting with a Russian lawyer where he was offered information that would allow him easy access for killing elephants, tigers and other endangered wildlife for pleasure, and profit.

Russian lawyer, Samuel Stolichnaya, Esq. commented “Trump boy seemed, how you say, desperate for daddy’s love and approval. He cry a lot. We let father win election in U.S. and also let boy shoot any animal he want in cold blood. Still was not happy.

“I say you want to shoot the people too, you have my blessing. There was carnage everywhere, then feast.”

Kellyanne Conway fought back Chis Cuomo’s probing by turning the focus on CNN.

“Aren’t you the least bit reluctant, if not embarrassed, that you now talk about Russia more than you talk about America?” Conway said.

“No!,” Cuomo shot back.

“Kellyanne, Trump Jr.’s killing spree matters. You don’t care the President’s son was eating a Russian toddler’s leg,” Cuomo asked.

“You don’t know what I care about!,” Conway fired back.

‘Do you know how much I have to moisturize to counteract my con-job on behalf of the first family? I have to slather on the DNA from clubbed baby seals every 4–6 hours to keep from looking even more like the crypt keeper by days end.’

“Look, Chris. It’s a waking-nightmare to lie for our wonderful President as a long term career, but you wouldn’t understand. You simply don’t have any compassion for others.”

“That was a question,” Cuomo said. “There was a question mark at the end of it.”

“Says who,” Conway delivered with her signature “I’m-such-a-rotten-bitch-it makes-me-giddy” face before walking off the set in a huff.

A hot-mic caught Conway muttering to herself about how she wished the entire Trump family would ‘go to hell in a Longaberger handbasket.”

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