The Twelve Days of SRE Christmas.
On the 12th day of Christmas, my eng team gave to me…
Twelve directives from managers that think they’re technical,
Eleven failing health checks,
Long ago I used to do computer consulting. One thing I did that helped was bumped my rates 20% (I’d been undercharging) and then offered a 15% discount if clients paid on the day I invoiced and 10% if they paid within 7 days, and I always printed the invoice before leaving their offices.