Dear Beloved Ex Girlfriend
“A way to a man’s heart is through his stomach”, I am the epitome of that man.
When we first met, I figured you were a great cook. This is a misguided digestion owed to your deceptive…
Disclaimer:
All characters are fictional, any resemblance to persons living or dead is completely coincidental, however should this be plainly apparent to them and those who know them, I’m sorry.