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I don’t know how you do it Shea. You find a way to masterfully walk that line between levity and inanity, and make it look easy while so many of your colleagues at theRinger struggle with it. Watching you do culturally relevant satire is like watching Brady effortlessly thread passes against an inept secondary, while watching other writers attempt the same is like Watching Blaine Gabbert in his rookie season. Plus, thumbs up for including one of my favorite movie quotes of all time from Dog Soldiers.