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And after a years-long flirtation with formally and thematically off-kilter shows (Person of Interest, How I Met Your Mother) and straight-up quality (The Good Wife)

Stopped reading after that. As a viewer who enjoyed How I Met Your Mother’s recreation of Friends for millennials, fell asleep trying to watch Person of Interest’s copy paste procedural, and suffered through two episodes of The Good Wife’s utter inane courtroom melodrama before the desire for death become more palatable, I can’t fathom how the writer committed the previous sentence to digital paper without bursting into an inferno of unintentional irony.