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I Used to be a Miserable F*cK

Exercise #1

Part 1. How I’m feeling.

Apr 4, 2018

Exercise #1

Apr 4, 2018

Uma Valerie Carruthers
in
The Junction

The Real Car Talk: Confessions of a Slutty Toyota Scion. Part 5

Una Does Del Ray

Aug 3, 2017

The Real Car Talk: Confessions of a Slutty Toyota Scion. Part 5

Aug 3, 2017

Uma Valerie Carruthers
in
thewrytr.

Geometry of a Kiss

Lean in now until your mouth’s curvature abuts mine and our borders converge then merge in an osculation divine.

Jul 31, 2017

Geometry of a Kiss

Jul 31, 2017

Uma Valerie Carruthers
in
The Junction

Song for lusty sailors

There’s an insurrection taking place inside your trousers. A member about to mutiny, yearning to break free from clothed civility. I’m…

Jul 31, 2017

Song for lusty sailors

Jul 31, 2017

Uma Valerie Carruthers

How I reclaimed my superpower and pulled a story from a publication’s pipeline

It happened after too many weeks of waiting and wondering. Of checking and rechecking my email, of anticipating a certain ping from Medium…

Jun 25, 2017

How I reclaimed my superpower and pulled a story from a publication’s pipeline

Jun 25, 2017

Uma Valerie Carruthers
in
The Junction

The Real Car Talk: Confessions of a Slutty Toyota Scion

Part 4

Jun 24, 2017

The Real Car Talk: Confessions of a Slutty Toyota Scion

Jun 24, 2017

Uma Valerie Carruthers

Separated At Birth?

Lisa Bloom

Jun 2, 2017

Separated At Birth?

Jun 2, 2017

Uma Valerie Carruthers
in
Bullshit.IST

New caution/safe words for BDSM and kink

Nothing’s more likely to wreck an evening of exploration in the bedroom with your partner than the same stale lingo. I mean how many times…

May 16, 2017

New caution/safe words for BDSM and kink

May 16, 2017

Uma Valerie Carruthers
in
The Junction

The Real Car Talk: Confessions of a Slutty Toyota Scion

Part 3

May 6, 2017

The Real Car Talk: Confessions of a Slutty Toyota Scion

May 6, 2017

Uma Valerie Carruthers
in
The Junction

The Real Car Talk: Confessions of a Slutty Toyota Scion

Part 2

Apr 27, 2017

The Real Car Talk: Confessions of a Slutty Toyota Scion

Apr 27, 2017

Uma Valerie Carruthers

Uma Valerie Carruthers

Writer since forever. Reader of everything. Mystic who still has to find her way to the restroom. Born dancing. Lover of art and how life imitates it.

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