Prominent Vampire Has Audacity To Call Democrats “Not Even People”
Allan Ishac

I was hoping you caught this “interview with a vampire” nocturnal emission. Now we know why it’s taking so long for all his kiddo’s to select bedrooms in the whitehouse. The soon to be unpaid contractors haven’t been able to blackout all those damn east facing windows. Plus, the movers and storage Union refuses to lift those god-awful solid gold coffins unless trump pays upfront with the inclusion of a hazardous duty stipend.

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