Marriage is the Hefty Bag You’ll Use to Bury Your Heart in the Woods

Jim…you rock. I’m an old lady by your age group’s standards. It’s the same old song and dance as it was when we were having to listen to people play the ‘70's shit. I’m just glad I was out of town for most of my friends 2nd and 3rd marriages. I hate wedding parties and guests. I refuse to even give a congrats card to anyone anymore. I’m beginning to think of sending condolence cards on the obligatory anniversaries dates to my greatest gal pals. Keep making us laugh.

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