15 Reasons Vaping is Better Than Sex

VAWOO
2 min readMar 29, 2018

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We often compare vaping with smoking and prove that e-cigarettes are much better than analogs. But what if we tell you that we on VAWOO used imagination and drew a parallel between vaping and… sex. And you know what? — vaping won again. Need some evidence? Get even 15.

1. Foreplay is not required;

2. Vape devices are not jealous;

3. Your e-cig doesn’t care when you use another one;

4. Your mod may play hard when you want so;

5. When you get bored with your vape or e-juice, you can just get another one and not to have it out with them;

6. If you are not in the mood to vape, your e-cigarette won’t complain;

7. You can do this any time, whenever you want;

8. You control the time period of vape process and no one will ask you — ‘Is that all?’;

9. You can vape in public without being arrested and in office without being fired;

10. You always know all places and buttons to press to turn it on;

11. Your e-cigarette will never say NO (as long as it has no damage with any of its parts);

12. You can order a vape stuff and it won’t be amoral or something like that;

13. E-cigs will bring you a deep, intense, endless delight;

14. You feel a gastronomic orgasm from the first drag;

15. You can try your friend’s e-cigarette and he can try yours. This won’t look immoral.

Can you suggest any other benefits of vaping over sex or relationships. We look forward to your ideas.

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