Accepting the premise that we can’t leave, American Millennials have no moral option but to end the exportation of American fuckery. The impossible task of rebuilding the world’s faith in democracy falls to us because our parents were the idiots who broke it. It’s a mindfuck, but we don’t have time to wait for another generation to do it.
America’s chief export since I’ve been alive is fuckery. You might not see the connection in all three of these examples, but it’s plainly fuckery. What’s fuckery? One way to define fuckery is the employment of fucked up ideas to justify being fucked up. It’s fuckery when you claim air pollution is the morally acceptable cost of economic progress. It’s fuckery when you let a show as fucking bad as Friends become the global ambassador of American ideals.