As a father I am constantly trying to work my kids. To the point I sometimes make up crises that they will eventually deal with. It’s like role playing but I am the only one that knows it’s not real, the tears flow freely, and I am not going to hug you if you fail (but more on…

The best part is that this isn’t about a huge lead up. There wasn’t a training cycle, or a taper. There was no fueling to test, no elevation to train for, no long car rides to arrive. However, there was pride on the line….. well, not so much pride but my dominance…

This is the full report. For those who are bored easily, this is not for you. I will cry, and…

It’s probably more correct for me to apologize. If I waited it’s likely I’d be waiting a while for you to respond.
I temporarily lost my mind.
More correctly lost the will to control my faculties but it’s at this point you all probably need some context.