Patrick Cosmos“HELLO WORLD”This Medium site exists in case Twitter explodes. Which, if past is prologue, is the most probable outcome following Elon’s purchase and…Nov 4, 2022Nov 4, 2022
Patrick Cosmos2017–2018 Bulls PreviewThe 2017–2018 Bulls are going to be a trash, cargo cult version of last year’s team. The only things to hope for are cheap tickets and…Sep 3, 2017Sep 3, 2017
Patrick CosmosGhost Hunting — St. Augustine’s Haunted Abandoned ScaretoriumIn early November of this year, I gathered all of my bullshit microphones and my pseudoscience magnetometer (where there be…Aug 10, 2017Aug 10, 2017
Patrick CosmosinTHE SHOCKERThe Chicago White Sox’ Decision to Grant Stadium Naming Rights to ‘Guaranteed Rate’ is a Disgrace —…Bet you didn’t know the possessive form for words ending in XAug 24, 2016Aug 24, 2016
Patrick CosmosEasy Good-Ass Peanut Jalapeño VinaigretteGet yourself a Mason jar. Mason jars are threaded to fit your blender base. I swear to God, on the Bible, that this is true. If Mason jars…Aug 8, 2014Aug 8, 2014