Put This on Your Website and You’ll Automatically Make More Money. Period.

Victor Varnado
4 min readApr 7, 2025

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An endless money machine.

I think I may have just discovered the perfect money glitch.

It goes like this:

“Put an intelligent ai chatbot website and you’ll automatically make more money. Period.”

That’s it.

It feels like pulling Excalibur out of a stone — except the sword is an intelligent pre-trained chatbot, and anyone can wield it.

I’m telling you something undeniably true. Here’s the research.

This isn’t a trick. This isn’t some tired “growth hack.”

This is a rare moment when the tools, the timing, and the tech have finally lined up.

And I’m genuinely shocked no one else is screaming this from the rooftops.

I Was Just Trying to Keep My Business Alive

I was hunting for something — anything — that could increase revenue without eating my life.

Not another funnel.
Not a full rebrand.
Just something that would work.

That’s when I found it:

If you put a smart chatbot on your site — one trained on your business — it will make you more money. And once you set it up, you don’t have to do anything else.

Automatically. Consistently. Silently.

I tested it.

  • On Magic Bookifier, an AI ghostwriting app, my revenue increased 8% in two weeks.
  • On Art to Ware, a retail and fashion brand it directed users to shop at the retail store on the first day.
An always there business concierge answering every randm question.

No new traffic. No new marketing.
Same site. Same offer. Same everything.

The only change? A well-programmed chatbot — my new Digital Employee — quietly doing its job.

And that’s when it hit me:

This is the most overlooked move in business right now.

Why Hasn’t Anyone Said This Before?

Because until now, this wasn’t even possible.

Smart chatbots — the kind that actually help people and drive revenue — used to be locked behind paywalls and engineering teams. You needed:

  • A dev team to build it
  • A manager to train it
  • A support team to monitor it
  • A budget most small businesses couldn’t touch

But that’s all changed.

  • AI got dramatically smarter.
  • Tools like Perplexity make it easy to train a bot with real knowledge.
  • No-code builders let you launch without ever touching a script.

The playing field is level now. Most people just don’t realize it yet.

Which is why I’m here saying it — clearly, confidently, maybe for the first time:

Put a smart chatbot on your website and you will make more money.

Okay, Let’s Acknowledge the Weird Part

Some of you are thinking:

“This all sounds amazing… but I don’t know. It feels too easy.”

Exactly.

Because we’ve never lived in a world where you could:

  • Add something to your website
  • Walk away
  • And it quietly makes you money

We’re trained to assume that more revenue = more hustle.

But this?
This is leverage.

You don’t have to fully understand how it works to benefit from it.
You just have to say yes to what’s already happening.

💬 Instant answers
🕒 24/7 presence
📈 Smart, personalized support

More conversions. More leads. More sales.

This Works for Everyone

This isn’t a niche ecommerce trick.

It works in:

  • Travel (25% more bookings)
  • Fashion (300% higher conversion rates)
  • Real estate (40% more viewings)
  • Auto (45% more test drives)
  • SaaS, solopreneurs, educators, artists, coaches — everyone

If you’ve got a website and customers, you’ve got friction.
Chatbots remove friction.

That’s the entire formula.

Want to Do This Yourself?

Here’s the simple version:

  1. Create a basic chatbot schema — What should it know? How should it talk?
  2. Use Perplexity or another free research tool to gather relevant info to train it on.
  3. Deploy it. Walk away. Let it work.

Seriously.

Or Just Let Me Help

If you want someone else to handle all of this for you, I built something for that.

It’s called HiThere.chat.

We do the onboarding, training, tone-matching, and setup.
You don’t lift a finger.

You just watch it go live — and quietly start making you more money.

Because sometimes, that’s all it takes.

HiThere.chat logo
Your new favorite employee.

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Victor Varnado
Victor Varnado

Written by Victor Varnado

Comedian, Writer, filmmaker, and cartoonist who is mostly a person like you.

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