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Viktoria Shulevich

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The Belladonna Comedy

I’m Having a Great Time Talking to You About My Wife on Our First Date

You’re so adventurous! Just like my wife.

Apr 3

I’m Having a Great Time Talking to You About My Wife on Our First Date

Apr 3

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Slackjaw

Conditions That Must Be Met Before I Can Do My To-Do List

Mercury cannot be in retrograde. But it also can’t be moving forward.

Jan 2

Conditions That Must Be Met Before I Can Do My To-Do List

Jan 2

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Slackjaw

Scenes From A Horror Film Made Specifically For Introverts

A friendly figure is walking toward you. You panic and hide.

Oct 31, 2024

Scenes From A Horror Film Made Specifically For Introverts

Oct 31, 2024

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The Belladonna Comedy

An Open Letter to Aurora Borealis By Someone Who Didn’t See It and Definitely Doesn’t Have FOMO

Do you think you’ll continue to be “special” now that you’re always here?

Oct 18, 2024

An Open Letter to Aurora Borealis By Someone Who Didn’t See It and Definitely Doesn’t Have FOMO

Oct 18, 2024

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The Belladonna Comedy

Terms and Conditions for Middle-Aged Adult Traveling With Parents

All PARTIES shall engage in exceedingly heated yet pointless arguments.

Aug 29, 2024

Terms and Conditions for Middle-Aged Adult Traveling With Parents

Aug 29, 2024

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Slackjaw

A Neighborhood Meeting On A Proposed “Indoor” Street Racing Bar

Where we pretend to answer some of your questions.

Aug 27, 2024

A Neighborhood Meeting On A Proposed “Indoor” Street Racing Bar

Aug 27, 2024

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The Belladonna Comedy

What Is Your Vacation Planning Attachment Style?

Take our quiz and find out!

Jul 23, 2024

What Is Your Vacation Planning Attachment Style?

Jul 23, 2024

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Slackjaw

We’re A Company Whose Boots You Clicked On Once, And Now We Are Email-Stalking You

Hey girl, did you forget something? Here’s the link for the boots.

Jun 18, 2024

We’re A Company Whose Boots You Clicked On Once, And Now We Are Email-Stalking You

Jun 18, 2024

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Greener Pastures Magazine

How I Got Into Cold Plunging, Incrementally

What’s not to love about dunking your body into frigid water?

May 16, 2024

How I Got Into Cold Plunging, Incrementally

May 16, 2024

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The Belladonna Comedy

I Am a Man on Hinge and “My Simple Pleasure” Is Clean Sheets

While at work, I daydream about my clean sheets.

Mar 18, 2024

I Am a Man on Hinge and “My Simple Pleasure” Is Clean Sheets

Mar 18, 2024

Viktoria Shulevich

Viktoria Shulevich

I write humor, essays and children’s fiction. Read my funny stuff in The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, Slackjaw, Points in Case and more!

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