Whisky taps the window with his paw. It’s still there, the invisible barrier that keeps him inside, trapped, that separates him from the animated and lively world flowing before his eyes. Outside, dogs, squirrels, birds, and other cats all live their lives. They see things Whisky will never see, things…

Part Three — When I could continue, I pushed myself up. I’d focus on a point, a guide I pictured in my head, inviting me toward it. I followed my imaginary North Star, and every time I could go up, I did, and every time I could turn right, I did. …

Part Two — Since I had become aware that other living beings were crawling around in this place, I started scratching imagination-induced itches, recoiling at the contact of my own limbs, and hearing things that might have been in my head. The sound of my feet trailing behind had me turn and shiver…

Part One — I thought I had been buried alive, but it was worse than that. Lying on my back, in pitch darkness, I hit my hand on metal before I could extend my arm all the way up. Same thing on both sides. Gasping, I sucked the stale air into my tightened…

A tale of boldness, romance, and bodily fluids — What’s the difference between women and dinosaurs? I could get a dinosaur to fuck me. With humans, there’s a whole psychosocial component to mating that I don’t master at all. But for dinosaurs, it’s just mechanics — insert A in B. Anyone can do that. Well, no, I’m not being…

It’s a mean dark world — One day, the sun left and never came back. Now it’s dark and cold all the time. I don’t mind the dark because mommy and daddy used to put me in a little little room when I moved too much or annoyed them by bringing too many dead animals inside…