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Virginia Dickens

Virginia Dickens

Yes, I Plan on Selling My Adderall Prescription Once I Finally Get Around to It

I have ADHD. Yea, that’s right, the thing in the TikToks. And just like any concerned politician or journalist with no fundamental…

Apr 10

Yes, I Plan on Selling My Adderall Prescription Once I Finally Get Around to It

Apr 10

Virginia Dickens

How to Ride a Citibike Like Not an Asshole

It’s shockingly simple, and yet, still needs to be said.

Oct 13, 2021

How to Ride a Citibike Like Not an Asshole

Oct 13, 2021

Virginia Dickens
in
Slackjaw

Amazon Prime Video Reviews By My Dad

Saw this on a flight to Phoenix. Talking bear? Terrible.

Oct 6, 2021

Amazon Prime Video Reviews By My Dad

Oct 6, 2021

Virginia Dickens
in
Slackjaw

Dear Employees, Regarding COVID-19, You Can Work Remotely If You Are Absolutely Certain You Are…

We trust that you will make the best decision for yourself and your employer.

Mar 13, 2020

Dear Employees, Regarding COVID-19, You Can Work Remotely If You Are Absolutely Certain You Are…

Mar 13, 2020

Virginia Dickens

What She Really Means When Giving These Nonverbal Cues That She Doesn’t Want to Have Sex With You

Nonverbal cue: She looks dismayed when you casually propose she sucks your dick.

Jan 18, 2018

What She Really Means When Giving These Nonverbal Cues That She Doesn’t Want to Have Sex With You

Jan 18, 2018

Virginia Dickens
in
The Belladonna Comedy

7 Fun, Light-Hearted Hazing Week Activities from Jonah, a Beta Theta Pi Brother

Have fun, pussies!

Nov 3, 2017

7 Fun, Light-Hearted Hazing Week Activities from Jonah, a Beta Theta Pi Brother

Nov 3, 2017

Virginia Dickens

Virginia Dickens

Virginia is an NYC-based comedy writer. She contributes to The Onion and Reductress, as well as several humor publications. Vids here: vimeo.com/virginiadickens

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