Donald Trump must surely be a bottom

Vi- Grail
2 min readFeb 17, 2024

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Today on My discord server the question was raised — is Donald Trump a top or a bottom?

As a man aspiring to the patriarchal idea of masculinity, perception, and even godhood (he is, after all, the Antichrist), Trump surely gives off the image of a classic Conservative Male Top. But is that the truth?

My every instinct, and those of the other soulists I know, says no. Trump is lazy, greedy, and unhealthy. Would he really go to such effort? I cannot imagine him given to enough passion, especially at his elderly age, to go to the effort of topping. Trump is 24 years older than his wife. There is no possible way Melania Trump is not helping him get it up and driving the sexual force of the encounter. In fact, I am quite convinced Trump is an absolute Pillow Princess in bed.

For a man with everything handed to him by his parents, I can’t imagine he put any effort at all into sexual experimentation beyond his adolescent years. Trump is either into the most vanilla reverse-missionary christian sex, or he wears a diaper and bib and gets spanked by Melania. I see no in-between. The man has absolutely no shame, but neither does he have any energy or spirit. And I’m absolutely certain he demands Melania skip foreplay and get right to business. What would he have to offer her in foreplay, after all? The man has absolutely zero sexual charisma. No, the only time she isn’t getting right on top of him with a dry fanny and a sigh on her lips, is when she’s giving him a B-tier handjob at his own insistence while he lays flat on his bed gasping to stay alive in his elderly frailty.

That is, of course, if he can still sustain an erection at all. Something tells Me it may have been years since that pecker last pecked. Possibly, the only thing that can get him up these days is his own daughter.

To the Qanon followers and the average Republican voter, moral and political failings don’t matter. It’s all about the sense of strength in terms of cultural values and appearances. It’s virtue ethics, but in which moral virtue is being a redneck stereotype. Therefore, I think it may be important to attack him on his own battlefield. He doesn’t care that he’s an incompetent insurrectionist, and neither do his voters. Hell, most of them are America-hating pro-confederate traitors. They care about machismo. So if you want to embarrass them, My thinking is we need to experiment with talking about his sad, pathetic sex life. That man is a bottom, no doubt about it.

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Vi- Grail

Nonbinary Goddess explores philosophy, politics, and pop culture to find lessons that can improve people and help improve the world. http://soulism.net