5 Iconic Hollywood remake to tackle ‘Muslimaniatus’ epidemic

What are we going to do with the ghosts of Muslims scaring the living daylights out of us? Emails have shut down schools, head scarf has gotten a professor suspended, teacher getting fired for showing video featuring nobel prize winning teenager Malala Yousafzai life story, homework with Arabic calligraphy has shut down schools in an entire district, women have been run off highway, men have been shot at, young girl with a hijab been beaten up by fellow students, a 12 year boy arrested for 3 days at the behest of a bully’s bomb scare, turbaned men at a football game getting sniffer dogs lose on them.

Yes lets get to know our neighbors, have interfaith meetings, get educated about where we all come from but its time for the liberal overlords at the fictional land of Hollywood to step in. For starters here are a few remakes to get us started while the Muslim ghosts swirl around the land of the free and home of the brave.

*Muslimaniaitus (pronounced Musli-mania-tus) is a neurological disorder whose origins are still under investigation by the World Health Organization. Outbreaks have been reported around the globe afflicting young and old of all groups. No official cure has been sanctioned but many home grown, geo-local, native treatments have been reported with some efficacy. An unofficial recommendation is to read the incredible works of the late Dr. Oliver Sacks to better understand neurological afflictions and not judge harshly those afflicted by Muslimanitus. If you see anyone exhibiting the symptoms of this disorder, show empathy, compassion and find professional medical assistance for them.