Tryptamines, Eastern Philosophy, And Chaos: A Conversation With Legion

Minimally edited transcript of a conversation with the mysterious hacker who has recently attacked Indian businessmen, politicians, and journalists — “for the lulz”

Visvak
Visvak
8 min readDec 21, 2016

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Photo: Anonymous9000 / Flickr

19:23:21 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Hello

19:23:26 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: greetings

19:23:45 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Do I catch you sober by any chance?

19:23:53 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Nope. always on drugz

19:24:14 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Haha. What’s the poison today?

19:28:20 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Still there?

19:28:25 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: ofcourse

19:28:30 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: the poison today is 5-HO-MIPT

19:30:36 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: I’m a bit of an amateur psychonaut myself but you guys are clearly playing in a different league.

19:30:59 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Yes

19:31:05 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Personally — i’m a fan of RC’s

19:31:08 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: I l0v3 phenethylamines

19:31:26 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Dislike some tryptamines, but most are okay

19:31:53 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Looks like someone is giving voice interviews on behalf of us

19:32:08 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: We love spreading disinfo, but we love it even more when the public helps us spread disinfo

19:32:09 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Haha. I was going to ask you about that

19:32:19 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: “world exclusive”

19:32:23 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Whoever gave that voice interview, we sh4ll personally ak3pt him as a m3mber of legion fr0m today.

19:32:34 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: We don’t even have a twitter account m89

19:34:30 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: The government seems to be panicking too.

19:34:50 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Well, that sucks

19:34:53 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Although we love panic

19:34:58 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: LONG LIVE MODI AND HIS GOVERNMENT

19:35:13 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: They’ve ordered some kind of wholesale IT review/

19:35:21 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: What do you think that will achieve?

19:35:39 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Maybe they should start with m0l3z inside the government dropping dbs at our emails

19:35:39 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: perhaps

19:36:20 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Interesting. Whistleblowers?

19:36:40 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: We have h1t da j4ckpot though

19:36:56 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: We ran 0ur dropb0x dumper against a list of financial nichez

19:37:01 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: and hit da jackpot of incriminating d8a

19:38:25 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Can you give me one or two pieces of information from that? Loads of doubters at the moment. Especially the barkha/mallya dump didn’t exactly set the world alight.

19:38:32 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: since*

19:38:38 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Oh

19:38:41 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: You people want data

19:38:45 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: In the unprocessed format so much

19:38:56 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Did we not tell you already it will create chaos

19:39:03 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Here you go, heres some chaos for you guys

19:43:07 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: https://paste.ee/p/6EB3I

19:43:27 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Username:Password of over 60k accountants in India

19:43:39 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: And those that reuse the password on dropbox have b33n 0wn3d, and da financialz dumped.

19:44:23 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Wow.

19:44:33 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: That’s a lot of accounts.

19:44:35 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Yes, auditors hiding the rich and the wealthy.

19:44:37 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: We are watching you.

19:44:47 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: And if we drop the data, the chaos shall ensue

19:45:36 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: So if you don’t want chaos, then there must be something specific you’re after?

19:45:43 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: We are after

19:45:45 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Something called

19:45:46 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Lulz

19:45:49 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: And tryptamines

19:45:56 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Haha.

19:46:22 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Let me put it this way, are you the good guys or the bad guys?

19:46:45 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Good and bad exist in mind only. — Samantabhadra, The Primordial Buddha.

19:47:40 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Touche.

19:48:00 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: I doff my hat to thee.

19:48:15 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Yes

19:48:28 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: We aren’t religious, but we love the esoteric tradition of dzogchen.

19:48:41 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Personally I am fascinated by the tibetan text — the kunjed gyalpo

19:48:54 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: (also known as the tantra of the all creating king)

19:49:13 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Everything is perfect, as it is.

19:50:11 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Why mess with it then?

19:53:06 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: I mean, if everything is perfect as it is, why do anything?

19:53:22 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: You have the wrong idea

19:53:33 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: If you consider yourself the doer

19:53:55 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: He who thinks that it slays and he who thinks that it is slain — both fail to perceive the truth, because the soul neither slays nor is slain. — Bhagavad gita

19:54:04 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: You do nothing

19:54:16 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: You are the awareness, or the screen onto which the doing is projected

19:55:56 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Hmm… I understand now.

19:57:33 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOaV2Y4a1nI

20:00:17 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: I’m a rock and roll guy usually, but this is pretty good.

20:00:27 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: You said you like psytrance

20:00:34 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: !

20:00:37 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: No.

20:00:41 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: So fast music is your thing

20:00:58 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: I said I like psychedelics.

20:01:41 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Yep.

20:02:46 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: What do you think of all the attention you’re getting right now?

20:02:53 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Who cares?

20:03:02 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Legion won’t exist after the ‘raw data dump’ thats coming

20:03:13 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Must be loads of other journos like me badgering you. Doesn’t it get annoying?

20:03:15 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: We really can’t be arsed going through the data for a public that doesn’t give a fuck about us.

20:04:07 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Do you have a d-date in mind?

20:04:15 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Maybe by new yearz

20:04:20 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: It will be full of raw data sp00lz

20:04:22 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: But until then

20:04:26 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Legion shall remain ‘inactive’

20:04:39 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: The people don’t give a fuck about us, so it’s time to go back to the trolling.

20:04:47 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: And, to #DelhiPolice, good luck catching us?

20:04:58 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Maybe they should first look into the extradition treaties of the islands or something

20:05:05 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Retarded A$$h0l3z

20:06:17 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: The islands? Didn’t you say Eastern Europe?

20:06:30 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Doesn’t it make sense to spread disinfo?

20:06:35 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: We could be in India for all you know

20:06:38 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Of course.

20:06:55 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Either way, doubt they have a shot.

20:07:43 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Man, they should think of themselves and guard their servers probably

20:07:47 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Thats a wiser decision, eh?

20:09:38 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: They are ‘confident’ that we’ll be caught.

20:09:43 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: We have to tell them — one thing

20:09:45 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: GOOD LUCK KIDZ

20:10:30 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: I doubt they’re confident. But they have to say that publicly.

20:10:46 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: “the group is itself taking responsibility for hacking these microblogging sites but we don’t as yet have any information about the real hackers. The case is under investigation”.

20:10:47 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Hey

20:10:51 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: The real hackers

20:10:54 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Are sitting in your office

20:11:04 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Writing c0d3 to rm -rf /* all your servers

20:11:12 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Did they ever consider that angle?

20:14:14 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: That’s probably a joke, but there’s a small and sad possibility its also true.

20:19:29 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: I’ve been trying some of the logins. All invalid so far.

20:19:45 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Are you a h4ck3r or a journalist?!!

20:19:53 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Well, only about 15% of them work

20:19:57 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: I need to verify.

20:21:03 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: You have your ethics, I have mine.

20:21:56 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Not that I could ever publish anything I saw if I did get in.

20:22:10 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: I’ll wait for your dump for that.

20:22:18 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Most of them do work, btw

20:23:05 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: just tried a random one

20:23:08 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: the first one worked x)

20:23:11 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: ***.****@*******.com

20:23:13 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: dropbox.com

20:23:15 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: works just fine

20:24:42 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: We had about a 7% hit rate on dropbox when the data was obtained

20:25:01 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: And acquired about 7000+ files related to financial audits of various people/companies

20:26:11 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: So chaos is more or less guaranteed then?

20:26:38 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: We have a bit too much d8

20:26:39 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: a

20:26:58 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: The sansad stuff? What’s up with that?

20:32:09 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: hm

20:32:18 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: perhaps we should just drop that aswell

20:38:49 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: You guys will become the patron saints of journalists everywhere if you do.

20:39:10 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Should the average joe be worried though?

20:39:22 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: the average joe? never

20:39:29 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: we are like the average joe

20:39:31 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: or we were

20:39:39 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: except that we have a lot of money

20:39:44 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: other than that

20:39:50 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: we’re pretty much the average joe too ;>

20:42:42 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: A hacker who quotes Buddhist philosophy while tripping on tryptamines thinks he’s average.

20:43:43 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Sounds unlikely.

20:44:38 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Well

20:44:44 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: It is true!

20:45:05 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Do you think

20:45:09 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: a UIDAI data drop

20:45:12 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: would harm the public

20:45:19 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: That might just be our last target

20:45:47 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Of course it would.

20:46:07 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Or in the long run it would help them

20:46:09 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: It would also kill aadhar. But I don’t know if its worth the price.

20:46:12 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Nothing is safe on the internet

20:46:18 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Agreed.

20:47:49 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: How good/bad is the UIDAI security?

20:48:11 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Well

20:48:18 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: I’ve looked at it for 5 minutes now

20:48:34 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Look at it this way for instance

20:48:39 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: The number of entry points is quite high

20:48:40 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: https://censys.io/ipv4?q=autonomous_system.name%3AUIDAI-AS-IN&page=2

20:48:51 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Too many servers facing the internet is never a good thing

20:51:05 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Makes sense.

20:51:16 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: It could probbably be done

20:51:43 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: In 72 hours

20:51:45 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Or less

20:51:47 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: An estimate

20:51:55 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: The fact that they user zimbra is never a good thing

20:52:10 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Do people still trust zimbra after all the security issues that have popped up over the yearz

20:55:56 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Govts put their money in all kinds of silly things.

20:56:01 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Look at this http://www.thehindubusinessline.com/info-tech/national-botnet-cleaning-centre-in-a-month/article9374599.ece

20:56:09 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: national botnet cleaning centre

20:56:10 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: wtf

20:56:10 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: LOL

20:56:15 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: hey guys

20:56:16 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: we clean botnets

20:56:44 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: with biokleen dishwasher gel

20:56:58 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: they come out neat and shiny after that

20:58:22 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: hahaha

20:58:36 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Omg #DigitalIndia is gr8

20:58:41 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: we clean botnets with dishwasher gels

20:58:46 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: and have a computer emergency response team

20:58:54 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: which buys 0days from people like hacking team

20:59:00 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: who get r00t3d

20:59:04 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: and we still buy 0days from them anyway

20:59:09 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: because it’s in our interest ofcourse

21:01:04 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Its scary.

21:01:35 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: How individuals now have the power to toy with governments.

21:02:20 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: Yep

21:02:25 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: And those ‘whitehats’ never give up

21:02:27 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: In the meantime, despite the best guess of some security experts who wrote that Hacking Team could never recover from the attack and despite the hopes of others, in fact, Hacking Team has restored our lawful surveillance product and developed new cutting-edge tools. At the same time, the company has overhauled and secured internal computer networks.

Hacking Team will continue to produce and provide world-leading software to help law enforcement authorities keep us all safe.

David Vincenzetti CEO, Hacking Team

21:02:31 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: That was giggleworthy shit

21:02:33 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: From hacking team

21:03:21 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: there are smart whitehats

21:03:29 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: like, assume — the guys who work for google project zero

21:03:31 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: they’re p cool

21:03:48 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: but they choose the safe way out

21:03:51 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: instead of making an impact

21:03:53 — l3g10n_crew@jabber.otr.im: i always hate that

21:05:45 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: The safe way out as in?

21:05:55 — zordon@jabb3r.org/Instantbird: Just being white hat?

[End of conversation]

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Visvak
Visvak

Writer-Editor, mostly of narrative non-fiction.