84 Reasons The Radio Is Broken
100 Reasons The Radio Is Broken
11. It fell on the floor.
19. The ceiling collapsed on it.
21. The window flew open and the rain made the guts short out.
31. A bird pecked on the speaker until it turned to dust.
54. The wire was cut by a lawn mower that should never have been in the kitchen in the first place, certainly shouldn’t have been running and definitely shouldn’t have been operated by a five-year-old boy.