A Further List Of Places You Can Lead A Horse / And The Things You Still Can’t Make Him Do

In Addition To Being Able To Lead A Horse To Water / But Not Being Able To Make Him Drink:

— You Can Bring A Horse To A Viennese Dance Hall / But You Can’t Make Him Waltz With You.

— You Can Invite A Horse To Watch Cable TV / But You Can’t Make Him Develop A Unenlightened Fixation On The “News.”

— You Can Drive A Horse To Off Track Betting / But You Can’t Get Him To Give You A Hot Tip In The Fifth At Saratoga.

— You Can Show A Horse The Way To A Stampede / But You Can’t Actually Make Him Stampede.

— You Can Lead A Horse To The Dictionary / But You Can’t Make Him Use Big Words.

— You Can Take A Horse To His High School Reunion / But You Can’t Make Him Reminisce With One Of His Old Flames.

— You Can Lead A Horse To Happy Hour At TGIFridays / But You Can’t Make Him Like Your New Boyfriend.

— You Can Invite A Horse To Your Favorite Swimming Pool / But You Can’t Make Him Not Secretly Urinate In The Deep End.

— You Can Ask A Horse To Row, Row Row, Your Boat / But You Can’t Get Him To Agree That Life Is But A Dream.