As a marketer…if I only had a brain

Customer:
Chews out marketer for crappy one-size fits all marketing…
Marketer:
Takes the beating, letting customer vent
<suddenly marketer get an epiphany>
Humm …Seems I while away the hours
Conferrin’ with political powers
Consulting with Bain;
My head I’m always scratchin’
Trying to do this damn device matching
If I only had a brain.
Customer:
You’d unravel my 1:1 riddle for me the
Individdle
Without trouble or pain
Great promotions for me the brain be thinkin’
While you could be off a drinkin’
If you only had a brain.
Marketer:
Oh, I, could tell you when
You’re getting near my store again
I could give you offers like you’ve never had before,
And when you shop
I’ll give you more.
Customer:
You wouldn’t be just a spammer,
Hammerin’ me with your clamor
My inbox full of your stain;
And perhaps you’d deserve maybe even be newsworthy
If you only had a brain.
