As a marketer…if I only had a brain

Vince Jeffs
Sep 4, 2018 · 1 min read

Customer:

Chews out marketer for crappy one-size fits all marketing…

Marketer:

Takes the beating, letting customer vent

<suddenly marketer get an epiphany>

Humm …Seems I while away the hours
Conferrin’ with political powers
Consulting with Bain;
My head I’m always scratchin’
Trying to do this damn device matching
If I only had a brain.

Customer:

You’d unravel my 1:1 riddle for me the
Individdle
Without trouble or pain
Great promotions for me the brain be thinkin’
While you could be off a drinkin’
If you only had a brain.

Marketer:

Oh, I, could tell you when
You’re getting near my store again
I could give you offers like you’ve never had before,
And when you shop

I’ll give you more.

Customer:

You wouldn’t be just a spammer,
Hammerin’ me with your clamor
My inbox full of your stain;
And perhaps you’d deserve maybe even be newsworthy

If you only had a brain.

Vince Jeffs

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