Sex Parties
How To “Screw” Up a Sex Party
Things that can really ruin the mood…
When you’re someone who’s quite open-minded to the sex party scene, it’s not easy to have a negative experience. However, when you’ve attended and hosted as many parties as I have, you’re bound to come across situations that can leave a bad taste in your mouth (pun intended), even if just momentarily. Here’s a list of things that have gone wrong at sex parties:
1 Running out of condoms: You’re in the heat of the moment and ready to continue playing but you’ve run out of those essential protective rubbers and now you’re searching for the colorful square sachets as if your life depended on them! Fret not! There’s usually a 7–11 or supermarket nearby, but someone does have to put their clothes on to go on that annoying little condom run.
2 The Drunkard: A well-vetted party is one where the host has met all the attendees and brought them together on the basis that they would be a good fit and not cause any problems. Personally, I pride myself on my due diligence in making sure only cool cats are let through the screening process, but every once in a blue moon you get a wild card that threatens to ruin everything. This time it was a friend of a regular guest who didn’t want to leave his travel buddy behind. He ended up having too much to…
