Geometry and The Dud Avocado
And I clearly remember a little later wondering why things always turn out to be diametrically opposed to what you expect them to be. It’s no good even trying to predict what this opposite will be because it always fools you and turns out to be the opposite of that, if you see what I mean. If you think this is geometrically impossible, all I can say is that you don’t know my life.
— Elaine Dundy, The Dud Avocado (New York: New York Review of Books, 2007), pp. 49–50.