In India, roads are dug when they are paved, traffic is thick, boulders blocking Inconvenience deeply un-regretted sir. In India, drains are silted when rain is arriving, roadside shit piling, drains-clogging New tenders floating. In India, garbage gets cleaned when a VIP is passing, bins are overflowing, stink spreading, No fine for spitting. In India, authorities go sleeping when smog is rising, school mandatory shutting, advisory spreading