A Complete Stranger Locked A Padlock To This Guy’s Earlobe And Ran Away With The Key

The popularity of stretched earlobes doesn’t seem to be dying off any time soon. You

either love them, hate them, or really hate them. Facebook user Tom Matthews is claiming that one such stranger snuck up and put a padlock through his ear, before locking it and running away with the key.

Matthews posted an image with the rather colorful caption: “So guess what some little w**k stain just did to me if I find you I will put you 6 feet under end of rant c**t”

His friends being friends, used the opportunity to well and truly rub it in…

Others just wanted to know how Matthews hadn’t noticed.

According to Matthews, he was eventually able to get the lock off using a pair of bolt cutters. Which sounds pretty damn risky.

I feel terrible for him, but at the same time, this is kind of amazing. Read More…