wenearthinHELLO BETTERThe 2052 Winter Olympics With Shaun White and Bob Costas.BROADCAST TRANSCRIPT3 min read·Mar 13, 2023----
wenearthinHELLO BETTERTop 10 Tips For Surviving The Climate Apocalypse… From Oscar The GrouchLive in a trash can. Might seem obvious coming from me, but trash cans are a great source of comfort and safety. And no one will ever…3 min read·Mar 8, 2023----
wenearthinHELLO BETTERPentagon Confirms UFOs Were Trying To Save Us From Climate Apocalypse… Before We Destroyed Them.PRESS CONFERENCE: US General Brad Markum Regarding UFOs2 min read·Feb 28, 2023----
wenearthinHELLO BETTER“DiCaprio Fights Back Tears (and Climate Change) Aboard Superyacht After Latest Breakup. Sad!”— Letter to Mom Published by TMZ, February, 20484 min read·Feb 20, 2023----
wenearthinHELLO BETTERAnderson Cooper Interviews ChatGPT About Fate Of Humanity In The Face Of Climate Chaos.TRANSCRIPT OF UNRELEASED INTERVIEW SEGMENT4 min read·Feb 15, 2023----
wenearthinHELLO BETTERIntroducing The Fifth Horseman of The Apocalypse: Gary, Deliverer of MicroplasticsWhen Gary paraded into town on his donkey with his stupid plastic particles dribbling behind him, my jaw nearly dropped to the floor…4 min read·Jan 31, 2023--1--1
wenearthinHELLO BETTERDiary Entries of a Climate Change Denier… from 2073Another Day in Paradise4 min read·Jan 25, 2023----