5 reasons to collaborate with your lover

Bình Minh Nhà News
3 min readDec 8, 2015

Common sense says don’t get romantically involved with your collaborator, but common sense also says that common sense is not always right, so to encourage anticommon sense, here are 5 reasons to collaborate with your lovers. There is sexually explicit language in it.

All of the images in this article are by the 19th century Italian Romantic painter Francesco Hayez. This is his 1859 painting “The Kiss” The rest of the images are untitled erotic lithographs.

Take out frustration sexually.

All of these show sex between man and women, but the examples from this story are mostly from incidents of same-sex sexual contact.

You’re collaborating on a large-scale mural. your collaborator wants to make the color of the gigantic snail red, but you think this is a horrible idea. the tension builds more and more intense. if your collaborator is also your lover you can sublimate your anger into physical passion, telling them “you still want it to be red” as they finger you in the bathroom.

When you are having sex, you can have good ideas.

Consider the look of ambiguity in this one. What is she thinking, what is she feeling?

The best way to solve problems is to stop thinking about the problem and the best way to stop thinking about a problem is to take off your clothes, lie in bed next to your beautiful lover, collaborator, and tantalize each other by telling them, step by step, what you plan on doing to each other’s tender bodies. and then, right then, just as you’re feeling so horny that you’re about to explode, the solution to the difficult second act of the screenplay will make itself clear.

Collaboration is a good way to find sex

This looks like a modernist bench.

Option 1: go on the internet, look for people, go on an awkward date, get dissatisfied with dates, go to a singles bar, and meet someone you’d like to forget in the morning. Option 2: collaborate on as many worthwhile projects as you can, meet many interesting people, make many friends, and one very special person. Go home with that special person and feel your bodies unite into one.

The sex will be better

Sex is a collaboration

Even if you and your love pig are not creating elaborate performance pieces about the colonization of the Americas together, you’re still going to have to work together to pleasure each other. like any other kind of collaboration, sex depends on being able to listen to your partner. “yes, I will go deeper.”

Resolution

If you do collaborate with your lovers, or if you don’t collaborate with your lovers, it’s still a good idea to make an agreement. Fifa offers an agreement registry. For a low cost, you can register your collaborative agreement with us, and if anything goes wrong later, we will provide mediation.

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