The Muffin Man

Once upon a time… someone baked a muffin. In fact, they probably baked more than one. Although we cannot be certain about that, what we do know is that one of the muffins that was baked tasted very good. And we know that because, the person who baked the muffin(s) wrote an article about baking muffins that was published in a magazine. We don’t know which magazine contained this article. We only know that a page from the article about how to bake muffins was used to wrap an item that was sent in the mail to a person who had purchased the item online. That person was overjoyed to receive the item that they had purchased but could not pay any attention to the item until the secrets of its packaging had been unlocked. These secrets could be unlocked only with the help of a lexical reconstellation: