Spencer’s Gifts Announces Resignation From Mall After Accusations of Sexual Misconduct.

Egg Harbor Township, NJ — Retail giant and - a thirteen year old boy’s idea of the college experience - Spencer’s Gifts has officially resigned due to accusations of sexual misconduct.

Numerous complaints of misdeeds had been reported nationwide including many from a woman named Karen, who kept receiving pornographic themed greeting cards from her wacky boss Ted “Like the movie!” Powell.

The company was already under a separate criminal investigation when it was revealed their Federal Blowjob Inspectors were not operating under any government function or even properly licensed, but so far no charges have been filed.

A spokesman for real estate investment group Simon Malls said it was unaware of any sexual misconduct and “expected much better from a company selling fruit roll-up flavored panties”.

In a statement written via a trucker hat with foam titties, Spencer’s apologized for any confusion or misinterpretation their ‘Suck My Dick, Tell Me I’m Handsome’ t-shirts might have given off and will be taking a “soul seeking spiritual journey” to focus on being a better cool rad dude.