PinnedDaanish MerchantMatchmaking — Outsourcing for the optimistic lonerWaiting or asking for someone else to do your task is my absolute favorite. No matter how much we claim to be productive and a workaholic…May 9, 2017May 9, 2017
Daanish MerchantMatchmaking — Bites the bait.Great news. I have more on this. If you haven’t moved on already.Jun 15, 2018Jun 15, 2018
Daanish MerchantMatchmaking: Dissecting the ScamAll good things take time. It takes time because people who do these good things, they are too fuckin lazy.Jan 29, 2018Jan 29, 2018
Daanish MerchantExtroverts: A bug in our species.We should have shot the first person to have uttered the four most dreaded words: “Let’s make a plan”.Dec 18, 20171Dec 18, 20171
Daanish MerchantGrowing up: Transformation to our saner self. #HoaxAging is a bitch, as old as time. You will become fatter & uglier with time. Nature helps us deal with this deterioration with an increased…Nov 25, 2017Nov 25, 2017
Daanish MerchantHomecoming: One more vacation that could have been EuropeThis piece is like any of my previous ones: about a life update, which I think, is strange enough & hence needs to be documented & shared…Nov 9, 2017Nov 9, 2017
Daanish MerchantThings you never said. Or were planning to, ever.On popular demand & much curiosity, I have decided to burden you with this chore. It is an attempt to know you, understand you & eventually…Oct 20, 2017Oct 20, 2017
Daanish MerchantQuitting a job: It’s not me, it’s you!Even PornHub can confirm that the most fantasized scenario is not a threesome with two horny Victoria Secret models. Neither is it about…Sep 18, 2017Sep 18, 2017
Daanish MerchantPublic transport — A journey to share the despairBarring the people who were born with a silver spoon in their ass, I believe we all must have experienced this fate — of being transported…Aug 6, 2017Aug 6, 2017