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Matchmaking — Outsourcing for the optimistic loner

Waiting or asking for someone else to do your task is my absolute favorite. No matter how much we claim to be productive and a workaholic…

3 min readMay 9, 2017

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Matchmaking — Outsourcing for the optimistic loner

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Daanish Merchant

Happy 28 to no. 8

Glad they didn’t stop at seven

2 min readMar 6, 2019

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Happy 28 to no. 8

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Daanish Merchant

Matchmaking — Bites the bait.

Great news. I have more on this. If you haven’t moved on already.

6 min readJun 15, 2018

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Daanish Merchant

Matchmaking: Dissecting the Scam

All good things take time. It takes time because people who do these good things, they are too fuckin lazy.

5 min readJan 29, 2018

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Daanish Merchant

Extroverts: A bug in our species.

We should have shot the first person to have uttered the four most dreaded words: “Let’s make a plan”.

4 min readDec 18, 2017

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Extroverts: A bug in our species.

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Daanish Merchant

Growing up: Transformation to our saner self. #Hoax

Aging is a bitch, as old as time. You will become fatter & uglier with time. Nature helps us deal with this deterioration with an increased…

5 min readNov 25, 2017

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Growing up: Transformation to our saner self. #Hoax

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Daanish Merchant

Homecoming: One more vacation that could have been Europe

This piece is like any of my previous ones: about a life update, which I think, is strange enough & hence needs to be documented & shared…

5 min readNov 9, 2017

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Homecoming: One more vacation that could have been Europe

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Daanish Merchant

Things you never said. Or were planning to, ever.

On popular demand & much curiosity, I have decided to burden you with this chore. It is an attempt to know you, understand you & eventually…

2 min readOct 20, 2017

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Things you never said. Or were planning to, ever.

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Daanish Merchant

Quitting a job: It’s not me, it’s you!

Even PornHub can confirm that the most fantasized scenario is not a threesome with two horny Victoria Secret models. Neither is it about…

4 min readSep 18, 2017

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Quitting a job: It’s not me, it’s you!

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Daanish Merchant

Public transport — A journey to share the despair

Barring the people who were born with a silver spoon in their ass, I believe we all must have experienced this fate — of being transported…

5 min readAug 6, 2017

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Public transport — A journey to share the despair

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Daanish Merchant

Daanish Merchant

I write because I can & you’ll read because I’m telling you to. Rants about things bothering me, including your life & existence. #humor #sarcasm

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