How White Male Privilege Helped Me In My First Seven Jobs
Charlie Deets
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Sure sounds more like affluent middle class douchenozzle privilege than white male privilege. See I know lots & lots & lots of lower class white males who had none of this sort of privilege. As well as lots of higher class women and people of non-white races who did have just the sort of privilege you describe.

But if you acknowledged the class nature of of your privilege, that might imply the need for real socioeconomic change. Maybe even the need for communism. Which is an awful lot more work, more danger, and less fun than masturbatory online self-flagellation.

But hey, blog posts like this make you look good to other affluent middle class douchenozzles, while blindly serving the cause of vile financial capitalism. Keep up the good work!

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