Concealers That Can Cover Up Anything But Your Personality

We don’t know what we hate more: second-rate concealers or your third-rate personality. Luckily for you, we’ve got a fix for one of those! Here’s a list of our five favorite concealers that can cover up anything but your unpleasant disposition.

Au Naturale Organic Crème Concealer

Photo: Green by Mercy

This product has the same number of animal-based ingredients as you have dates this weekend — absolutely none! It’s vegan, eco-friendly, certified organic, and contains no harsh chemicals. The only toxic thing that’ll ever touch this concealer is your personality!

RMS Beauty’s “Un” Cover-Up

Photo: Anthropologie

This indie beauty brand quickly gained a cult following. And even though the cult’s mass suicide was horrible, it only proves that there’s no bad press — RMS Beauty is now more popular than ever! But unfortunately, you aren’t. This product can cover up your blemishes, but it can’t cover up the fact that you’re no fun to be around.

Pacifica Transcendent Concentrated Concealer

Photo: Tomiko’s Beauty

This brand is made with an innovative skin-matching concentrated liquid that can camouflage any kind of imperfection, from dark circles to facial scars. In other words, it blends in more easily than you do at a party!

Wet N’ Wild Come Correct Celebrity Concealer

Photo: Reasonable Raven

Donald Trump’s makeup artist swears by this brand. Wet N’ Wild’s complete coverage concealer helped the businessman get through plenty of rowdy rallies and campaign events without creasing or fading. But unfortunately for Trump’s approval ratings, it can only cover up his blemishes, not his ties to Russia!

Maybelline Cover Stick Corrective Concealer

Photo: Cosmopolitan

This cover up is a classic for a reason — it’s cheap, waterproof, and applies in one easy swipe. With your blemishes kept under control, and your personality out in full flare, you’ll have all your friends guessing: “Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s a personality disorder.”

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