Why Aren’t You Smiling?
C.J. Adams

Yeah, life is pretty awesome. But maybe not like ttly awesome if you’ve been kidnapped and beaten and turned into a whorehouse slave servicing scumbag sex tourists in SE Asian shitholes, or if you’ve been abducted and enslaved aboard a shrimp boat and worked to death so consumers can go to Walmart and buy a dozen frozen jumbo shrimp for just $6 at the every-day price! That sorta sucks and is not ttly awesome. But aside from that kinda stuff, yeah, life rules.

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