Will AlmondBottling it: and how it definitely happened and definitely doesn’t matterThe phrase apparently comes from cockney rhyming slang — “bottle and glass” > arse. An arse which in this case has “fallen out”. A lovely…May 15, 2023May 15, 2023
Will AlmondAppointing Big Sam is good, actuallyWhy do you support a football team?May 2, 2023May 2, 2023
Will AlmondJesse, they don’t like you when you’re angryYou can plant a seed of doubt without calling the soil a prick.Sep 5, 2022Sep 5, 2022
Will AlmondThe real victim of the Premier League’s coronavirus rules? Me.Antonio Conte’s Spurs are 3rd, two points ahead of Frank Lampard’s successor’s Chelsea after rattling off four straight unanswered league…Jan 18, 2022Jan 18, 2022
Will AlmondBIELSA BURNOUTMarcelo Bielsa called it an “immense physical effort”. Leeds covered 6.5km more than their opponents on Saturday, and they got a point…Oct 8, 2020Oct 8, 2020
Will AlmondFuck Up: Tommy Smith and YouYou will have a front row seat for every fuck up you’ll ever make. You were at the premiere of all the ones you’ve already produced.Jul 11, 2020Jul 11, 2020
Will AlmondIronic [LUFC vs Fulham remix]There’s a famous skit by the Irish stand-up Ed Byrne where he argues that several of the incidents described in Alanis Morrisette’s…Jun 29, 2020Jun 29, 2020
Will AlmondDisappointing Bielsa: Crowd Noise“You cannot replace supporters … What I wish is football, the business of football doesn’t discover they can play without fans.”Jun 26, 2020Jun 26, 2020
Will AlmondAnticipation has a habit to set you up…“Anticipation has a habit to set you up for disappointment in evening entertainment.” Well it was a midday kick-off, but apart from that…Jun 22, 2020Jun 22, 2020
Will AlmondTHREE MONTHS OF LEEDS UNITED: CORONA, FURLOUGH, BLM, QSI AND… HOPE?They say the best players have time to think when all around them is chaos. “The first yard’s in his head, Clive.” As the ball comes on to…Jun 21, 2020Jun 21, 2020