Why I stopped watching Porn?

Interesting right!?

“I don’t watch porn” — Nobody

We’ve all been there. It’s Sunday night, you just got to bed after a good but long weekend. You’re having a hard time falling asleep but you really need to rest. Mondays are already tough enough without being tired.

Coucou

Wonder what happens next? I’ll cut the crap and tell you:

  1. You grab your laptop, tablet, phone or whatever device with an internet connection.
  2. You make sure you’ve got tissues or kitchen rolls at hand.
  3. You open a tab (incognito if you’re not stupid) in your favorite browser.
  4. You type a url (or one of its variation) starting with ‘youp’ and ending with ‘orn.com’.

Should I say more? Maybe a few key words to be sure we’re on the same page: Fake, Taxi, Casting, Couch, Female, Agent, Milking, Table, Three, Some…

I’m sure you get the idea now and that you’ll certainly fall asleep faster that night. And you know what:

This is fucking fine. It’s 2015 for Christ’s sake!


Why the fuck am I writing this article?


Simply because I came across this Wired article. And that was the spark:

In porn, there is no “no’”, it is only “yes”. It’s free, it’s accessible, you don’t have to go on a date, you don’t have to have a long conversation. Porn is there whenever you want it, you squeeze it in for a 20-minute period, there’s no commitment.

Watching porn is just too damn easy. I deserve better!


So I just stopped.


It’s been more than 2 months, and don’t worry I still wank off!

Good ol’ jizz

But it’s just better:

I have to use my brain more, focusing on subtle things that turn me on.

I’m training my imagination.

There’s no more what I used to call “sad jizz”.

Every time I come I feel good.

Hello satisfaction of “well deserved orgasms”!

BOOM

That’s it. I stopped watching porn. Try it and let me know!


PS1: Nobody is perfect. I might still come home one day, drunk as fuck, horny as fuck, with the urge to watch porn. I might wake-up the following day with the tissue still in hand as I passed out doing it.

PS2: A special thought for all the tissues which never touched a nose.

Poor nose
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