The Fake Gangsta, Hotep, Black Male Feminist.

ALL TEA — ALL SHADE.

Greetings!!!

It is EyE again!!!

Abdula, Shaheezarah, King, Warrior, X… But my mother still calls me “Kevin”.

And EyE have a NOO way for us Kangz to get our Kweenz BACK!!!!

We need to be Gangsta, Hotep, Black Male Feminists.

It’s the best of all of the wordly worldz, brothas!!!

Ya see. Ever since the CIA injected the Whyte Wo-Manz Femmy-Nism into the Afrikanized Calm-Unity, our sistahz couldn’t get Enuff of it.

Then. The Govern-Mental bodies used the power of Black Muzik and tainted it with gangsterism and tricked our Kweenz into twerking to such negativity.

EyE know what you want to ask the Kang, formerly known as “Kevin”, “how does hotep fit into this”?

EyE WILL TELL U!!!!

The hotep is the TRU Masculinized Manlee Black Man and our sistahz can’t resist us when exposed to our warrior phizzeeks and knowledge of all things Egypt.

So get a shirt that claims to show how FEMINIST you are. 
And how you “uplift” Black women.

BUT SOME OF YOU BROTHAZ IS UGLIFIED!!!

SO IF YOU AIN’T GOT NO ALLIBY THEN YOU NEED TO FOLLOW THESE STEPS.

You need to hit the gym to divert the first TOOO eYes of our Sistahs from that Craig Mack Impression you call a face. If they see it too soon, their 3rd EyE will be too scared to open.

So you if you look like Lloyd Banks tripped and fell on a meat tenderizer, then work on your forearmes.

If you can be mistaken for Jay-Z prepping for a Pro-Active commercial then it’s time to pump up your pecs.

If people see you and think Steve Buscemi is parading around in Blackface, take that as an incentive to focus on your triceps and abs.

If you don’t even have to audition to get cast as a villian in a new Dick Tracy movie, then f*ck it,… Just fluff yourself and send the same nude picture to multiple sistahs’ inboxes.

Now dear potential Kang:

This may backfire and you might be exposed in this plot. 
If this happens, begin reporting pages and profiles like a REAL GANGSTA would do and then spend the entire weekend having a public meltdown and delete it as if screenshots don’t exist.

From there, you should call the people who exposed you “feminist extremists” and claim that there is a “G-Code” to private messages while allowing your sham of a public personality to descend into bitter failure and an emotional break down that patriarchial values have taught you to convert into anger aimed at Black women.

Then YOU ARE TRUE KANG.

A FAKE INTERNET GANGSTA, HOTEP, BLACK MALE FEMINIST.

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