You want a woman to exist the least as her natural self as possible and then cry “HIGH MAINTENANCE!!!”.

Gravity exists.

Breasts hang.

It’s not like women want us wearing Bag Bras so we appear to have a Perky Sack.

Pores exist.

Our human bodies evolved for them to sweat.

Men aren’t expected to slap on make up to cover up that 5 o-clock shadow so we look fresh shaved all day.

Tall men seem to be preferred, but I don’t see you fools running around in Platform Jordans.

Before the comments come rolling in thinking that you can make me flinch, but calling me a white knight or an SJW, the only thing that would insult me would be to call me “normal”.


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