I once asked a guy friend why he doesn’t use exclamation points or emojis, and he said, “that shit is gay.” (This, coming from a progressive male friend) I didn’t know syntax had a sexual orientation, but ok.
Does This Punctuation Mark Make Me Sound Like a Bitch?
Allie Long

This is evidence that he is not progressive, but rather full of shit.

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