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They’re trying to improve upon the models passed down to them by their forebears Leopold II and Adolf Hitler. This is their attempt to not squander their heritage by leaving a telltale sign.
In this country, we love ovum and sperm. We love zygotes and embryos. We even love fetuses. But we do not — no, we absolutely do not — love children.
…oyed as we see fit: the time is ours, and only ours. One thing, though, must be remembered forever: always make sure your friends will let you use the bedroom.