“she’s fanatical about research”

Are you serious? She doesn’t know what “over-sampling” means, and she appears to only recently have discovered research paper paywalls.

Attack my post all you want. Hell, if it’s not too meta for you, I myself will write another post about everything that’s wrong with mine! (I’ll begin with: OMG, I’ve written satire!) But you’re engaging in a crime against intellect by implying that any of the stuff Ann Coulter writes can be called “research.”