Another guy who got hired, and ultimately let go, was undoubtedly homeless. He brought a big bag with him and stocked up on all those snacks you make sure are on every floor (except on the weekends when the customer support team is working, because we’re what makes Eat24 24-hours, 7 days a week but the team who comes to stock up those snacks in the early hours during my shift are only there Mondays through Fridays, excluding holidays. They get holidays and weekends off! Can you imagine?
Free snacks that are never there aren’t really free snacks. It’s like the vending machine in my building. They stopped stocking it last year so all that’s left is chips no one eats. Do we have a vending machine? Technically yes, but is it still a vending machine if no one refills it?