Psalm 23 (King Trump Version) [(KTV)]

Trump is my shepherd; I shall not want.

Trump maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

Trump restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his brand’s sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of debt, I will fear no evil: for he is with me; his enormous rod and his staff they comfort me.

Trump preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies (Muslims): he anointest my head with oil; my mug runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the signature, impeccable style of a magnificent superior suite with plush seating, rich wood finishes, burnished gold leaf, bronze mirrors and a handcrafted Schonbek crystal chandelier forever.