Journal

A broken domino in a dream; that’s bad, right? I don’t feel so good, baby…

Actually, I feel fine. Also bread stapled to treated wood I was going to eat for reasons of thrift but decided not to for reasons of health.

–Reasons!


Here’s a thing for all you self-important attention-seeking media boosters out there [paraphrased from a new yorker article on trolls for trump]: “create conflict, because conflict is attention, and attention is influence.” Sound about right?


To reset your keyboard’s predictive text and erase any made-up or habitually misspelled words (on an iPhone 6) simply get to level ten in minion rush before sacrificing yourself to the ax-wielding three-headed purple minion. If he splits your head open without cutting your “glasses” perfectly in twain, simply restart your iPhone 6 and repeat the prossex.