The bald man’s retreat

Basement Eddie dangles the supposed locks of a famous rockstar over your bare shoulders for half an hour with a fan blowing*; you in an eye mask — your own or one from a selection for $1.99 — as the audio soundtrack of drinks on the beach, seagulls lazily sounding in the background, plays in a fixed loop on a cheap mini boom box.

Lunch break special $25, regular price $39.50. Open at 11am until 10pm, mon-fri. Pricing for house calls and special appointments available upon request.

*3 settings, with occasional misting included unless otherwise pre-declined.

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