Vulgarian Rhapsody

Is this our real life? Is this bad fantasy?
Caught in a shitshow, no escape from insanity
Open your eyes, look up to your screen and see
He’s one of Trump’s boys, he’s still in infancy
Because he’s pretty dumb, pretty low, seems he’s high, I don’t know
Any way the wind blows, this West Wing is crazy to me, to me.
Drama! I’ll fire that man.
Put a pink slip to his head
Called reporters, now he’s dead
Drama! Strife again has won
And now I’m gonna blow them all away
Drama! Ooh, I’m so foul you’re gonna cry
And yes I’ll be back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on ’cause decency don’t matter
Too late, my mouth has run
Sends shivers down your spine, mouth is running all the time
Hello, everybody, I’m here you know
Gotta kiss that boss behind and fuck the truth
Drama! ooh, Reince Priebus gotta die
I sometimes wish I was off the record on that call
I see a little sillyfretto of a man
Scaramucci, Scaramucci, he’s like a loose cango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright’ning me
Go-away-o, Go-away-o, Go-away-o, Go-away-o, Go-away-o, figure out which way to go
(I’m just a Trump boy, nobody fucks me)
He’s just a Trump boy from a rich family
He’s got a knife, he’s an atrocity
Easy come, easy go, will he make Reince go?
Gorilla! No, he will not make him go
(Let him go) Gorilla! He will not make him go
(Let him go) Gorilla! He will not make him go
(Let him go) Will not let him go
(Let him go) Will not let him go
(Let me go) Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh fake media fake media) Fake media, let him go
Trumplebub has a devil put aside for thee, for thee, for thee
So you think you can leak me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can screw me and leave me to die?
Oh, Priebus, can’t do this to me, Priebus!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!
Huffing really matters, anyone can see
Bluffing really matters
Huffing really matters to me
Oh man, my new job blows…
(copyright Dawn K. Waters)
