Vulgarian Rhapsody

Dawn K. Waters
Jul 28, 2017 · 2 min read

Is this our real life? Is this bad fantasy?

Caught in a shitshow, no escape from insanity

Open your eyes, look up to your screen and see

He’s one of Trump’s boys, he’s still in infancy

Because he’s pretty dumb, pretty low, seems he’s high, I don’t know

Any way the wind blows, this West Wing is crazy to me, to me.

Drama! I’ll fire that man.

Put a pink slip to his head

Called reporters, now he’s dead

Drama! Strife again has won

And now I’m gonna blow them all away

Drama! Ooh, I’m so foul you’re gonna cry

And yes I’ll be back again this time tomorrow

Carry on, carry on ’cause decency don’t matter

Too late, my mouth has run

Sends shivers down your spine, mouth is running all the time

Hello, everybody, I’m here you know

Gotta kiss that boss behind and fuck the truth

Drama! ooh, Reince Priebus gotta die

I sometimes wish I was off the record on that call

I see a little sillyfretto of a man

Scaramucci, Scaramucci, he’s like a loose cango

Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright’ning me

Go-away-o, Go-away-o, Go-away-o, Go-away-o, Go-away-o, figure out which way to go

(I’m just a Trump boy, nobody fucks me)

He’s just a Trump boy from a rich family

He’s got a knife, he’s an atrocity

Easy come, easy go, will he make Reince go?

Gorilla! No, he will not make him go

(Let him go) Gorilla! He will not make him go

(Let him go) Gorilla! He will not make him go

(Let him go) Will not let him go

(Let him go) Will not let him go

(Let me go) Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

(Oh fake media fake media) Fake media, let him go

Trumplebub has a devil put aside for thee, for thee, for thee

So you think you can leak me and spit in my eye?

So you think you can screw me and leave me to die?

Oh, Priebus, can’t do this to me, Priebus!

Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!

Huffing really matters, anyone can see

Bluffing really matters

Huffing really matters to me

Oh man, my new job blows…

(copyright Dawn K. Waters)

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