Cofficer’s (Cafe+Office+er) Guide To Cafe Etiquette
I’m big on working at a cafe, and I’ve been to a fair amount of them. The more I visit, the more I realize there’s an ecosystem that one should learn to appreciate and preserve. Like dining in a restaurant, working at cafes have their own sets of guidelines. Don’t be the asshole.
Basics
- Buy something from the shop every 2–3 hours that you’re there
Most shops don’t mind that you stick around all day, in return, compensate them for their space.
It can be a meal, a pastry, or another cup of coffee. Do consider that they’re businesses and not non-profits.
Plus, take it as an opportunity to try something different.
- Use headphones
This one’s obvious.
- Take calls outside or keep it on down low.
People don’t shove their headphones in your ears, so please don’t force others into hearing your convo. - Don’t bring outside food
Grab a bite from the cafe if they offer meals. Otherwise, take a break and dine elsewhere.
If you have your own food, take a break anyway and turn the table a bit. - Don’t download giant files and clog the wifi
Torrent from home, please. - Befriend the baristas
But don’t treat them like they’re your therapist. - Clean up after yourself
Especially when they have a sign as large as this.
Bonuses
Taking it up a notch and out-do everyone else in the shop.
Open to share a desk.
Might make a friend while you’re at it.
Tip extra.
Like how one should at a bar.
Keep an eye on your stuff, and others,
if they asked.
Bring an outlet hub (to share),
but make sure the owner doesn’t mind.
