Calling All Political Cartoonists

I can’t draw, so I’m going to give away an idea for a cartoon.

The setting is a murky swamp. An alligator floats in the background. A rustic wooden sign bears the words “Washington D.C. — Private Property — Keep Out”.

A puzzled looking man sitting on an idle fan boat leans down towards the water where another man is surfacing from the water, wearing a a diving mask and a snorkel.

“I don’t know… There seems to be a weird clump of hair and what looks like an orange turd clogging the drain.”

Go nuts, I’d love to see it if anyone takes the time to draw it.