I may be binge watching too much SoA, but…
Feb 25, 2017 · 1 min read
You’re right, Ellie, you will not die from the internet. It’s basically a guaranteed truth.
However, if the internet does indeed kill you, likely via a drive-by gone awry, an unexpected snowglobe to the head, or a shiv between the ribs, I personally will seek retribution by killing the internet in return. Pinky swear.
Though, I will not go it alone. Your family of writers, and readers, and fellow Medium-ers will have my back, and yours, because that’s what family does: We avenge each other’s deaths.
Take out one of ours, internet, and you best sleep with one eye open. Consider this fair warning.
