I may be binge watching too much SoA, but…

Stella J. McKenna
Feb 25, 2017 · 1 min read

You’re right, Ellie, you will not die from the internet. It’s basically a guaranteed truth.

However, if the internet does indeed kill you, likely via a drive-by gone awry, an unexpected snowglobe to the head, or a shiv between the ribs, I personally will seek retribution by killing the internet in return. Pinky swear.

Though, I will not go it alone. Your family of writers, and readers, and fellow Medium-ers will have my back, and yours, because that’s what family does: We avenge each other’s deaths.

Take out one of ours, internet, and you best sleep with one eye open. Consider this fair warning.

Stella J. McKenna

Written by

Mystery woman by day. Writer by night. Hopeless yet unrelenting 24–7. I like to contemplate: love, sex, feelings, quantum physics, and pop music lyrics.