The Best Thing a Dude Said to Me After Sex
1 min readApr 26, 2016
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“I can’t believe I just did that!”
Other Good Things
“Want the rest of this wine?”
“I’ll make coffee. Do you drink it black?”
“Have you ever done any webcam stuff?”
The Worst Things
“You’re on the pill, right?”
“For a second there, it felt like I had a hernia.”
“Four. You’re the fourth one to have that in your mouth.”
“Sorry.”
